Humor: Términos computacionales un poco distorsionados

-¿Qué es un Megabyte?
-Mordidota en idioma ingles.
-¿Disco duro?
-Cualquier disco de Heavy Metal.
-¿Zip?
-Lo contrario de Nop.
-¿Ratón?
-Medida de tiempo: ejemplo ‘Te veo al ratón’
-¿Chip?
-Compañero de la ardillita Dale de Disney.
-¿Quemador de discos?
-Ojete que repite un chingo de veces la misma canción.
-¿Inyección de tinta?
-Lo que hacen los pulpos para confundir a su presa.
-¿No break?
-Prohibición de baile ochentero (bastante chingón por cierto).
-¿Fuera de registro?
-Persona que no tiene acta de nacimiento, ni credencial de elector, ni licencia, ni Curp, nada pues.
-¿Selección a color?
-Equipo africano de fut que quiere ir a un mundial.
-¿Tabloide?
-Pedazoide de Maderoide.
-¿Tamaño oficio?
-Otra forma de decir: ‘¡Que chambotota!’
-¿Foto digital?
-Poner el dedo en el lente de la cámara.
-¿Mouse?
-Apellido paterno de Mickey (no me se el materno)
-¿Macromedia?
-Prenda que se ponen las gordas en las piernas.
-¿MEMORIA RAM?
-Recuerdo De Una Camioneta Muy Chingona De La Chrysler


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